New IKEA Catalog

When I checked the mail, there it was staring at me. The new IKEA Catalog! Immediately I got excited and figured I would spend the entire weekend dreaming of stuff I would buy, what fabric I would use, or new lighting techniques I would try to steal.

Yes, I know this is very sad.

Especially since I don't own a house, apartment or anything that requires furniture.

And I have no money and am seriously thinking of quitting smoking because cigarettes are getting too damn expensive (I'm almost up to a pack a day).

But then again, I applaud IKEA for bringing a little joy to me this weekend as I day dream about the house I may one day own and decorate.