Bette Davis, the baddest chick!

Bette Davis is the baddest chick ever!!! Just finished watching All About Eve and did a little research on Ms. Davis (you gotta love the internet).

Here are a few quotes from her:

"I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire." (in reference to Joan Crawford)"

"Getting old is not for sissies."

"Until you're known in my profession as a monster, you're not a star."

"I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived."

On rival Joan Crawford: "She has slept with every male star at MGM except Lassie."

"Gay Liberation? I ain't against it, it's just that there's nothing in it for me."

"I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he'd be dead within a year."

"An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring. I ought to know."

"If you want a thing well done, get a couple of old broads to do it."

"I wanted to be the first to win three Oscars, but Miss Hepburn has done it. Actually it hasn't been done. Miss Hepburn only won half an Oscar. If they'd given me half an Oscar I would have thrown it back in their faces. You see, I'm an Aries. I never lose." - in reference to Katharine Hepburn's tie for the 1968 Oscar with Barbra Streisand.

"Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch. Maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies."

[when told not to speak ill of the dead] 'Just because someone is dead does not mean they have changed!'

[on sex] "God's biggest joke on human beings."

"You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good... Joan Crawford is dead, good!" - on the death of her long-time nemesis.