I want to be a movie critic

I want to be a movie critic because I really love the movies (I see at least one each week - most recent 'The Forgotten'), but I don’t want to write my critiques down. I want to create a job, something with hours, like, 10am – 12pm, then 2pm – 4pm, 6pm – 7:30pm where people would call me on the phone and I would give them my movie review.

I think this is a great idea because everyone would get that personal touch and have a quick but extremely expensive conversation with me.

Now, I can already foresee the problems with this new job, I’ve just created for myself.

• I would have to buy another phone line
• I would have to advertise
• There is only one of me, so there will be a long wait period on the phone

I guess the most important obstacle to my plan, is who in the hell wants to spend money hearing a live movie review?

It sounded good in my head; I guess that’s why people write business plans to see if their plans will really work.

What do you think?

God, what am I going to do with my life. I always have these crazy ideas.